How cheating Nairobi women are using Match Sticks to ensure children dont resemble husbands or mpango wa kando(Kiberiti)

 Yesterday there was a trending WhatsApp chat about a cheating woman.

Apparently the husband had gone to mark kcse exams for two weeks,the cheating woman invited her lover over.

Her lover was worried if she gets pregnant and the children don't resemble the father .

The woman assured him she will use match sticks to ensure the children don't resemble the husband.

We decided to ask a local saloon Lady and a doctor and here are their responses

Saloon lady

"Unachukua mishale ya kiberiti unato0a

hio kitu ya black y mbele

unabondabonda mpaka inakua

smooth alafu unapaka Kwa mkono

saa ya ngono..sasa saa yenye

anapump unarudisha kiuno nyuma

hikio kidudu kinachomoka inje alafu

unagrab kama mtu anarudisha ndani

hapo ndio trick iko ..gusa hio kitu

apo mbele ndio akimwaga watoto

watakua wamejipaka kiberiti mwili

mzima mpaka hio mkia yao alafuu

watakosa nguvu ya "looks" so ule

mshindi akikuja wakwanza Kwa

mayai yako ataweza kuleta rangi ama

Sura va buda itabidi watumie vako"

Doctors response

Mimi kama Dokto Lov, acha

niwapashe, acha niwachanue

kwa kazi ya Kiberiti.

Now, you take the particles of

the match sticks, let's say three

of them. You place at the

Circumference of the State

House 3hours before

Mombasa Raha. Then go for

the hunting business. How

does it work? The kiberiti

particles has Sulphur that will

alternate with the Y

chromosome. It neutralizes the

sperms identity weakening the

foetal resemblance of the

father, resulting to much

activeness of the mother's

gene. It also tampers with the

DNA of the dad.

Aki Daughters of Jezebel, ptoh.